PITCH ON BIBLE
You have all heard about Robert
Ripley....as you know, he was an expert on freaks and spent his lifetime
gathering together the most outstanding human curiosities from all over the
For many years this young man was
the feature attraction with Robert Ripley, and during the years....Ripley and
X became the closet of friends.
Ripley became so attached to X
that he made provisions in his will to care for him the balance of his
lifetime. He did this in the form of printing plates....no....not for a
famous book about Robert Ripley....during the lifetime of Ripley he became
famous for his endeavors to rind the most unusual ..... not only people, but
things as well. One of Ripley's most prized possessions was the plates
for the pricing of the smallest bible in the world.
In his will, Ripley left X these
plates....because Ripley know that as long as X had these plates, he would
never go hungry as long as he lived.
I'm certain that it goes without
saying that you all understand that X could never serve you food in a
restaurant, he could never full your gas tank as a service station, and you
would never buy insurance from him.... The only type of work he can obtain is
by exhibiting himself a freak show.
X receives no salary for being in
Instead, the manager of the
show....allows X the privilege of offering to the audience, for a few minutes,
once during each and every performance, the privilege of offering for sale, a
copy of the world's smallest bible, made from the original plates Robert L.
Ripley left X in his will.
The cost of printing these little
bibles is about 21cents....binding postage, complete....I offer them to you
for sale 25cents....the four pennies he chares over and above the cost is his
profit....the money he lives on all year around....without others having
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