Girl Revue Pitch
Ladies, and Gentlemen, welcome to Coney Island's
Dreamland Circus Sideshow. Now Ladies and
Gentlemen, we do have an obligation to the fair city
of New York not to block this sidewalk midway so
please take one step closer to my platform.
We are going to
bring out a few of the performers from the inside.
It's going to be all free entertainment, it cost you
nothing to watch.
Now Ladies and
Gentlemen, if you'll move in close, move in tight,
give your friends and neighbors an opportunity to
enjoy the free entertainment, we would appreciate it
very much. Now if you'll look over to my left
you can see that a few of the girls are beginning to
come out now and over to my right, the tall blonde
standing here beside me is the star of the show.
Her Name is Delilah. She is known on all the
higher class night clubs in Manhattan, and all of
the larger carnival midways as the girl with the
million dollar treasure chest.
Now Ladies and
Gentlemen, I'm not allowed to describe her act out
here in the public but believe me once she begins up
around the post office and ends up down around the
Gentlemen, you're going to know that you have been
to a Red Hot Show it makes the old feel young and
the young want to go feeling. And guys you're
going to come out of this show with you hands deep
down in your pocket with a new grip on life.
Shaking hand with the unemployed.
Now to all of you
gentlemen, don't you dare leave the ladies on the
outside. This is a show for the ladies.
But ladies I must caution you about one thing,
you've not going to a Sunday School Picnic.
This is Burlesque. It's Spicy, It's Red Hot
and it is Risqué, but by no means, way, shape or
form is our show vulgar in any way.
So make your way
now to the ticket booths on my right and ticket
booths on the left.
It's 5 minutes to
go, 5 minutes to show, 5 minutes to get your
front row seats, 5 minutes until show time an ladies
and Gentlemen Please don't worry about your neighbor
because your Grandma is already on the front row."